mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal

eidak:

i just looked out my window and noticed these 2 little girls that live next door were staring at me

so i started making ferocious dinosaur noises and scared them away

kadie- 1

little girls- 0

omg 

brennadaugherty:

brennadaugherty:

Dying Is Your Latest Fashion 2.0

The notes, holy shit.

tamburina:

Jeffrey Silverthorne, Woman who died in her sleep, 1972 

tamburina:

I want to be
the one
you want in your
mind and your gut and
your bathroom

But I don’t want you
to fuck the whole
world to find out.

Charles Bukowski

I love Bukowski’s poetry more than anything

aseaofquotes:

Kate DiCamillo, The Tale of Despereaux

What are you doing with a potato like me?

(Source: king-owl)

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